Music jokes

Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip. Read More!

Music jokes

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
one
says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last
night?"
A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my
fife." Read More!

Music jokes

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a

perfect unison?
A: Shoot one. Read More!

Music jokes

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so
the
saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords. Read More!

Music jokes

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a

mine shaft?
A: A flat minor. Read More!