King Kong jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with

a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building
and catches
aeroplanes with its tongue. Read More!

King Kong jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big

Ben?
He found time-consuming. Read More!

King Kong jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in
front
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film! Read More!

King Kong jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn
about gorilla warfare. Read More!

King Kong jokes

After being away on business, Tim thought it

would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about
some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a
bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she
returned with a smaller bottle
for $30.00.

"That's still quite a
bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a
tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see
something really
cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror. Read More!