Journalist jokes

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia
came upon a wild dog
attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the
animal and throttled it with
his two hands.

A reporter saw the
incident, congratulated the man and told him the
headline the
following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by
Killing
Vicious Animal."

The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from
that town.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will
probably say,
'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing
Dog'."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case,"
the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should
read, 'Yankee
Kills Family Pet'." Read More!

Journalist jokes

A cub reporter for
a small town
newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He
submitted the following
report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a
car accident
today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations
on her
breasts."

The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family
paper. We
don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and
write something
more appropiate!"

The young reporter thought
long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor
the following report.
"Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today.
She is recovering
in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . )
" Read More!

Journalist jokes

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
journalist are
covering a political convention in Miami. They
decide to walk up and down
the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up
the beach, they stumbled
upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie
appears and says "Normally I
would grant you three wishes, but
since there are three of you, I will
grant you each one
wish."

The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my

life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The

genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St.
Thomas.

The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life

living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money

worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the

Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And
what would your
wish be?" asked the genie.

"I want the
m both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the
deadline for
tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours. Read More!

Journalist jokes

A photographer for a national
magazine
was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at
the
scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called
his
home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the
airport!" he was assured by his
editor. As soon as he got to the small,
rural airport, sure enough, a
plane was warming up near the runway.
He jumped in with his equipment and
yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!"
The pilot swung the plane into the
wind and soon they were in the
air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the
photographer, "and
make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the
pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and

photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great
exasperation.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not
the
instructor?" Read More!

Journalist jokes

A car was involved in an accident in a

street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter,
anxious to
get his story could not get near the car.

Being a
clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let
me
through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for
him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey. Read More!