Showing posts with label Funny jokes - 50 best jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny jokes - 50 best jokes. Show all posts
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago." Read More!
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!" Read More!
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!" Read More!
Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light. Read More!