Showing posts with label Frog jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frog jokes. Show all posts
Frog jokes
I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide. Read More!
Frog jokes
A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK
BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and
they left.
An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto
the counter,
returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK
BUK BUK" Now
convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three
books, they took one
each and left. This time she decided to follow
them. She followed them
down to the local pond and stood horrified
as they threw the books into
the water.
All of a sudden they
flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's
head up saying
"RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!" Read More!