Face jokes

Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face. Read More!

Face jokes

Fred: You have
the face of a saint.
Jill:
Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard. Read More!

Face jokes

What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio. Read More!

Face jokes

Louise was watching her big sister covering her
face
with cream.
"What's that for?" she asked.
"To make me
beautiful," came the reply.
Louise then watched in silence as she
wiped her face clean.
"Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment. Read More!

Face jokes

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache. Read More!