Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia ! Read More!

Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A jumbo jet ! Read More!

Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree ! Read More!

Elephant jokes

'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join
in?'
'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to
do?'
'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !' Read More!

Elephant jokes

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's

toes?
A: Slow clowns. Read More!