Showing posts with label Doctor and nurse jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doctor and nurse jokes. Show all posts
Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Read More!
Doctor and nurse jokes
The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to
operate you
again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves
inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay
for them if you
just leave me alone." Read More!
Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear the new penalty for
speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears tickets
and the second offense
they make you use them. Read More!
Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he
shouted and stormed off to
work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd
better make amends and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife
picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in
bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second
opinion." Read More!