Dentist jokes

A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want
gas
or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as

quickly as possible."

"You're a brave man," said the dentist.
"Now, show me which tooth
it is."

The husband turns to his
wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it
is, dear." Read More!

Dentist jokes

"I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.

"I'm sorry sir."
she replied. "He's out right now, but..."

"Thank you,"
interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient.
"When will he be out
again ?" Read More!

Dentist jokes

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,

but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how
much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just
a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you
like. Read More!

Dentist jokes

A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I
do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie! Read More!

Dentist jokes

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,

came to him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you
give out a few of your loudest,
most painful
screams?

Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There
are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I
don't want
to miss the four o'clock ball game. Read More!