Cow jokes

A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull
safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now! Read More!

Cow jokes

Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work. Read More!

Cow jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure
I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So
what? I have no secrets from cows! Read More!

Cow jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not

give him any milk ?
An udder failure ! Read More!

Cow jokes

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock. Read More!