Christmas jokes

What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! Read More!

Christmas jokes

Why is a burning candle like being

thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them ! Read More!

Christmas jokes

What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! Read More!

Christmas jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles ! Read More!

Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Read More!