Bus jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long. Read More!

Bus jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
on. Read More!

Bus jokes

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,

please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not,
I'm in the
bus queue, aren't I? Read More!

Bus jokes

How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus. Read More!

Bus jokes

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a

bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way. Read More!