Bed jokes

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider. Read More!

Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run! Read More!

Bed jokes

What do you call a python with a great bedside

manner?
A snake charmer. Read More!

Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe. Read More!

Bed jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed
buglars. Read More!