Beauty jokes

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
admiring
my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
Second girl:
No, it's imagination. Read More!

Beauty jokes

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
shuts
its eyes. Read More!

Beauty jokes

Fred: What's
that terribly ugly thing on
your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
Fred: Your head! Read More!

Beauty jokes

I'm not ugly. I could
marry anyone I
pleased!
But that's the problem - you don't please anyone. Read More!

Beauty jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.

Maybe that is why she always looks so sour. Read More!