Showing posts with label Bath jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bath jokes. Show all posts

Bath jokes


The plumber was working in a house when the lady of

the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while

you're having your lunch?"
"It's okay with me lady," said the
plumber, "as long as you don't
splash my sandwiches." Read More!

Bath jokes


Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the
bath there wasn't
room for medicine. Read More!

Bath jokes


Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water! Read More!

Bath jokes


Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber
ducks. Read More!

Bath jokes


How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub. Read More!