Showing posts with label Apple jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apple jokes. Show all posts
Apple jokes
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?
Second apple: Worms, I think. Read More!
Apple jokes
Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs ! Read More!
Apple jokes
What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then! Read More!
Apple jokes
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant
gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with
its
tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.
"If I
told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!" Read More!