jokes: Aardvark jokes

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What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark! Read More!

Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark! Read More!

What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller! Read More!

What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark! Read More!

What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks! Read More!